Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the tomato turn red?