What shape is bad at driving?
A wrecked-angle.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How do bees get to school?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?