What shape is bad at driving?
A wrecked-angle.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?