What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?