What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How does the sun listen to music?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why do mice need oiling?