What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's the most determined bird?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?