When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
When it's full!
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why was the musician arrested?