What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is the strongest animal?