What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How do you drive a man crazy?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?