Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?