My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?