What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Train up a child in the way he should go.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?