Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why are frogs always happy?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?