What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What sport requires no movement at all?