What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Who invented fractions?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where does laundry go to college?
That bird won't stop squawking.