Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is the best book to read in autumn?