Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the goal post get angry?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?