What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
The museum curator needed a break.
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?