Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the confused bee say?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a household of counselors?