What's the loudest Christmas song?
Jingle Bells.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What nationality are most fish?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do you grill cheese?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?