What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
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Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why are baseball games at night?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?