Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?