What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?