How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
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How does a penguin build its house?
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What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?