What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing!
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?