When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Which subject has two parts?