Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the sick chicken say?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?