What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do cats eat for breakfast?