Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?