Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
Why did the whale cross the road?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?