Where do cats go on vacation?
Meow-i.
Why don't ants get sick?
Where does laundry go to college?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What kind of monkey flies to school?