Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What season begins with a thud?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why did electricity win the race?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?