Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
Why did the barber win the race?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's a forklift?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?