What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?