Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do elves learn in school?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?