Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do sprinters eat before a race?