Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's the king of all school supplies?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?