What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
It's frozen.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why can't you trust a pig?