Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Finland.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?