What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?