Why do math teachers love hiking?
For the view at the sum-mit!
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What food is a man's best friend?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?