Which animal is the most religious?
A chip-monk!
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
When do astronauts eat?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
A book just fell on my head.
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the confused bee say?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?