Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why is summer always sad?
Why is money so stubborn?