Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do frogs get to work?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?