Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call two birds in love?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?