Who does everyone's hair in space?
A cosmo-tologist!
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a fly without wings?