What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?