Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What animal knows how to work a computer?