What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
A school of fish.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Which celebrity always frowns?