What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why was the fabric always laughing?