Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where do T-Rexes shop?