What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?